They say that it is to protect the students and the environment, and this is true, but they have no idea how right they really are. Voluminous amounts of trash and changed ph values due to human urine are bad, but they pale in comparison to what is really out there.
Recently, top secret documents from an organization, known simply as SCP, have been revealed to contain information regarding what is really going on at the beach. (Our thanks go out to our annonymous informant, referred to here as insightfulVulva. You work will expose the truth to those willing masses who deserve to know what is really going on around them.) Reports of large dunes of sand moving of their own volition, coinciding with a significant number of missing persons reports, have been revealed that the real trouble in paradise stems from an entity called - SCP-165 - also known as the "Creeping Hungry Sands of Tule" reported to be able to devour a human being whole within minutes. You read that correctly, and as such DO NOT GO TO THE BEACH. The dunes have been known to not only quickly and efficiently devour most organic lifeforms, but they also reproduce at an alarming rate once they do consume something. If more victims are lost to this menace, then the problem could ramp up exponentially. A large enough "sand dune" could wipe out a town in hours...
Local police forces were coerced by the SCP to close the beaches so that reports of the sands could be investigated and contained. Thankfully, the SCP foundation apparently has the necessary resources to contain this... thing.
The Floatopia ruse was a... distatcion.
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Ahahahahahahah!
This was fun.
The messing of a nonfiction and fictional space is quite intriguing.
Thankfully, mine is so damn overblown that I could not be mistaken for reality. It will hopefully mess with some people, before being used for entertainment purposes. At least I will have forever corrupted some people with the SCP series of stories. I know the damn things have kept me up at night.
Give people nightmares?
But they are entertaining that is for sure.
I like playing with this space; I just don't want to cause any undue harm. For a story that is closer to being possible, there is the chance that someone could be negatively impacted. Not that that is inherently bad, it is just very unlikely that it is negatively impact someone who doesn't deserve it.
The whole concept of using fictional/nonfictional space interactions to exact justice seems kind of poetic to me. But that is a tricky area involving laws.
Ah laws, most seem to do quite well.
The only problem is when they protect people who work within those same laws to commit true crimes.
If the person who is responsible for privatizing gains and socializing losses on wall-street were to be inconvenienced by this sort of thing...
Well I wouldn't feel very bad for them.
Is that me showing a malicious and vengeful streak?
Hmmm.
Better be careful of that.
Temper temper.
This little fiasco seems to skirt that slope quite nicely, so I am satisfied.
And that's it.
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