Art dump 10; Mostly personal space.

Okay I lied.

It's all personal space.

Here is a video taken by people. I am only in it for a leetle, but it is good to see.



Here. I liked the music choice.

Here are some photos too.

Hahaha! Fuck you shitty Blogger photo uploader. I figuted out your reversal trick and abused my knowledge to get things in the right order on the first try! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


Ahem.


Well that seems ta be all then.

Oh and this link too.


And that's it.

Liberate.

Also a little outa place, bear with me here.


(This is unrelated, but music for reading is fun sometimes too. Obviously, already very popular, but fuck that. Sound is good:
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Interesting development: I have been making so many fucking cups that there has been a surcharge of 50c added to each of them that I make. Hahahahahahhaa.


Silly production costs.

Anyways, a freeform post is a paralytic injection of freedom.

I am not sure what to do, beyond share interesting things.

Or maybe just stupid things.


But this class has taught me something particular. Few things are stupid, arguing from the proper perspective presents points to postulate upon.

Or are, hopefully, at least funny/entertaining.

And now for something completely different.

Back to reality.

Oh wait I lied.

I spat out my drink to that one.

Glad I don't have a phone that has auto correct.

Haha.

Moving on.

I've been enjoying my Chinese Art history glass greatly lately. Since my professa' has been talking about Chinese ceramics. I am a little pissed that, in general, ceramic works are considered to contain less thought to them than the calligraphy or painting of the era. But after seeing a large majority of the ceramics, I don't feel so bad. I guess I will have to prove them wrong by making some ceramics that not only are beautiful and filled with grace, but also have incredible thought provoking power.

Somehow.






I'll figure it out. I think.


And that's it.

Movies and cutting it loose.

I can cut loose then.

Heh.


I haven't watched a movie in a while.

The first thing I can think of I don't actually know the name of.

Because it is in Chinese.

It is a multimovie epic concerning the romance of the three kingdoms.

Which you probably don't know what the fuck it is.


Long story short, think Trojan war except the lady wasn't a bitch and the invader had completely fucking lost it.


Also, a shit ton more solders.

The musical score is like sweet audionecter in my grateful parched ear-holes.

The scenery is amazing, because it's China.

Doze mountains...


I man dayum, just look at 'em!

See?!

The plot revolves around a number of epic heroes who lead armies.


I swear to god this is where the format for tactical RTS games come from.

You get a bunch of big damn war-heroes (who have exorbitant battle prowess compared to the average human being) and a bunch of mooks. Mooks die, heroes duke it out at various stages.

And people base platoon formations on small animals. That bit is just kind of silly, but whatever.

Each side really just tries their best to keep the heroes alive while they lead 'em to victory.


China is a fucking tactical RTS.

I knew it.


And that's it.

Whatever the topic is for Teusday(4/26). Since I don't know yet. Ohwait it is more critque reveal.

I liked the Stained glass.

I also liked the truth-ness for 3 minutes, but that I had a thing about.


The stained glass really spoke to me about religious intersections with life.

Also, I am nothing if not a craftsman, so I could really appreciated a piece that has a lot of workmanship behind it.

Those kind of things end up being my favorite kinds of art. Usually.

I like the ambiguity about whether it is for or against religion. The debate that could spark is delicious.

It's too bad the cross on the middle panel didnt show, but that's life. I've certainly gotten used to times when the material decides that physics is more important than art.

The bastard.

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I liked the truth giving for 3 minutes.

But I have one little itty-bitty comment. I don't like how that the fact that you are going to tell us that you are doing it influences us to ask less embarrassing questions.


Or at least the people who know you.

I think this could be easily worked around by finding a bunch of creative and less personal people to ask you questions.

Only thing I wanted to mess with really. Other than that it's gr8.

I liked your answers, very personal.


Hope it can be pushed even farther.
Good narrative voice too.


And that's it.

The ole' switcheroo?

Shit.

My back itches.

In fact my back itches a LOT.

A whole lot.

I need some serious scratchifyin'. No ordinary back-scratcher will do.

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You want art?

I got art.

It is shocking how much art I can find in the world.

In fact here is one now.

Look at this masterwork.

The combination of copper and deep black tones, combined with the stark white linework. Evokes images of the depth and breadth of human industrial progress.

The remarkable craftsmanship is almost inhuman in it's precise construction of the delicate curves of the form.

The line quality of the text that adorns the sides of the piece is second to none.

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