Movies and cutting it loose.

I can cut loose then.

Heh.


I haven't watched a movie in a while.

The first thing I can think of I don't actually know the name of.

Because it is in Chinese.

It is a multimovie epic concerning the romance of the three kingdoms.

Which you probably don't know what the fuck it is.


Long story short, think Trojan war except the lady wasn't a bitch and the invader had completely fucking lost it.


Also, a shit ton more solders.

The musical score is like sweet audionecter in my grateful parched ear-holes.

The scenery is amazing, because it's China.

Doze mountains...


I man dayum, just look at 'em!

See?!

The plot revolves around a number of epic heroes who lead armies.


I swear to god this is where the format for tactical RTS games come from.

You get a bunch of big damn war-heroes (who have exorbitant battle prowess compared to the average human being) and a bunch of mooks. Mooks die, heroes duke it out at various stages.

And people base platoon formations on small animals. That bit is just kind of silly, but whatever.

Each side really just tries their best to keep the heroes alive while they lead 'em to victory.


China is a fucking tactical RTS.

I knew it.


And that's it.